People with herpes should wear stickers.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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