It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
