I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You can't just leave with hair like that
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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