just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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