found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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