do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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