at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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