Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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