She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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