is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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