And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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