Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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