The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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