So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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