"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
only if we run a train.
done.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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