Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
