Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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