How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's blow job season.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I know her cup size but not her name....
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