How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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