Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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