Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
i believe in u and ur pee
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