We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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