It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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