either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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