Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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