I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I need moral support for this bender
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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its like you know when i get waxed
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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