Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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