Banned from zoo.
Again?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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