We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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