p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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