Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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