stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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