i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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