Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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