Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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