I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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