It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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