Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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