I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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