The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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