That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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