where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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