the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
