I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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