i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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