I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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