Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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