who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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