HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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