Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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