loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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