You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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